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7月28日

So i'm Back!

Yup sorry guys i'm back from the one and only MAGALUF! Second year running with the old mates! HAd the best time ever this year have to say was well better than last year and thats all thanks to Junior!!*love* awww was great spendin time with him n that BCM night aww never laguhed so much in my life BUT i did get ill was seriously ill for 5days nearly admitted to hospital, but heres the funny thing am lying dying cant breathe havin a complete panic attack n claire decides to start cleanin her fuckin suitcase the fanny she is! lol theres 2 much 2 say jus kno i had the best time ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! N kevin wont forget him aww man guna cry now!! loved him to bits such a laugh he was!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
4月27日

90's

You know you were a kid in the 90's if...

You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air."
You've worn skowsers and felt stylish.
You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club.
You use to love playing with your My Little Pet Shop.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps."
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off."
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
You knew that Kimberly, the pink power ranger, and Tommy, the green power ranger were meant to be together.
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool.
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell."
You played and or collected "Pogs."
You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger.
You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere.
You watched the ORIGINAL Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles.
Pencils and erasers were the shit.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
" Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain woud finally take over the world
2 words ... SPICE GIRLS
4月20日

*Who*

 
*As soon as you get online
 whose name do you look for first?*
 
*When a love song comes on the radio,
 whose name comes to your mind first?*
 
*When your phone rings,
 who do you hope is calling?*
 
*Whose name makes your stomach fill with butterflies?*
 
 *Who is the person you love so much you would die for?*
 
 
 
 

Friends tell you their secrets
Friends are meant to share
Friends are meant to cheer you up,
What happens when they’re not there?

Is it hard when you don’t have
Someone to lean upon?
When you need a friend to care,
but they, your friends, have gone?

What if you were split up from your best friend?
Do you think you’d care if your friendship ends?

Would you slowly drift apart,
Go in separate ways?
Or would you both grow closer
Grow closer day by day?

What if your friends started
Saying things behind your back?
Would you stand and face them,
Or would your courage lack?

Perhaps it would be safer
To let your friendships mend,
Push these thoughts behind you,
And make the questions end.

 
 
2月19日

*Hello*

Hello
Ladies and Gentlemen
 
How are we all?
 
 
Well thought I best update this wee thing so yoo all have the pleasure of sharing my life! Ha not!
 
Anyways ok Jan: Well for new year went to some bar across from Garage and then Garage of course cause well never out of that place. So new year was good all the gang together minus Charlotte and Carolyn, was a good night ended up sooo steaming was soo funny I wasnt the only one though if they all try to say they were sober Claire and I had planned to leave early and go on to a party but well that never worked out so there all night no idea what time I got home.
Lets see what else happened in Jan, hmm well finally the airport gave me my start date 2months after they offered me the job! So I am now working in the Bar with Claire you know all this 4am stuff is sooo not good for me!
Went out a few of those weekends just to Paisley though as the cash machine refused to give me anymore money! Me Claire and Siobhan mostly some of the others joined at times and yoo will never guess who I bumped into my bloody stalker!!! Me being my daft self actually spoke to him and yoo know the story but here I thought thank god he doesnt have my number anymore so all was good but no no couple of days later my phone rings and who is on the end of it but him!! Well yoo should have seen my face drop! Then the phone calls started all night 10 missed calls in 20mins now to me if i had called someone and they had answered and hung up when they realised who it was I would have taken the hint but he didnt! Aww seriously that guy needs help!
And to top that night off that i met him I got called a 'skank!' of someone I went to school with all because I pulled the guy who she obviously thought she had a chance with him which she so never! But she had the nerve to say it to him right while I was standing there! Stupid silly wee lebo fucking drama queen who loves herself!!
o0o0 and I also bumped into Shaver again awww he's lovely!! Oh how I remember that Christmas night "Last Christmas".
So I've benn going on and on in this but if anyone actually reads this then leave a comment saying Piglet! lol
And Last but not least Claire and I booked our holibooz!!! We're off  to Magaluf again for 2 and a half months this time!!! Woo Cant wait! Going to miss Lynnis soooooo much tho wish yoo were coming with us!!
 
K so Feb: hmm well not much this month so far been workin all the time so not had a spare min to myself. So just think of all the money I will have saved woo!! So I'll stop here jus now cause am bored now.
 
 
 
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P.s this is an update for Siobhan...New years day went to hers had a girly night in all was good yoo know the drinks flowing the food out the gossip n all and after a few bottle of cider, cherry lambrin very classy drinkers arent we!! Anyways the story goes sio's brother tops up a bottle of wicked which Sio started drinking with straight vodka n the eejit that she is (love yoo hehe) drank it n well that was it she was off! Falling all over the place smashed a bottle of vodka all over the livingroom nearly went through the window, stormin bout the house like a maddy! and calling people up leaving strange messages, and fallin over people when they are trying to sleep! lol was  a great night though so funny need to do it again but no vodka for u missy!
And of course magaluf well my wee chick will be joining me out there she just cant keep away!lol ko! but its going to be great this year  claire n I will be having some good laughs n with Sio and her drunken antics will be hilarious!!!!
xxxxxxxxx
 
2月1日

x Not The Perfect Girl x

x Not The Perfect Girl x

ι мαу иσт вє тнє ρєяfє¢т gιяl, тнαт єνєяу gυу ωσυld ωιѕн

ι мαу иσт вє тнαт ρяєтту, вυт lєт мє тєll уσυ тнιѕ

ι ¢αи lσνє уσυ тяυєlу ωιтн αll му нєαят,

ι ¢αи вє fαιтнfυl αlтнσυgн ωє αяє αραят,

ι ¢αи иσт ¢lιмв тнє мσυитαιиѕ, иσя ѕωιм тнє dєєρєѕт ѕєα

вυт ι ¢αи мαкє α ρяσмιѕє, נυѕ ρυт υя тяυѕт ιи мє

ι ¢αииσт gινє уσυ αll ι ωαит, вυт тяу тσ gινє му αll,

му lσνє, му нєαят, му νєяу ѕσυl, 4 υ ι'll gινє ιт αll

ι ¢αииσт яєα¢н тнє ѕтαяѕ αвσνє, иσя σffєя уσυ тнє мσσи,

вυт ιf ι ωιll нανє тнє ρσωєя, ι'll ρяσмιѕє тσ dσ тнαт ѕσσи

fσя уσυ ι'll gινє му νєяу вєѕт, му lσνєѕ fσяєνєя тяυe,

ι мαу иσт вє ιмρσятαит вυт fσя мє му ωσяld ιѕ уσυ!

 

1月26日

If you...

 

ღ If You See Me Walking With Sum1 else Its Not Because I Love Him ღ

ღ But Because Ur Not Brave Enuff To Walk Beside Me ღ

 

ღ If You Happen To See Me Smilin Its Not Because I Forgot You ღ

ღ Its Cus Im Tired Of Cryin For You ღ

 

ღ If You See Me Livin Again It Aint Cus I Wanna Get Back At You ღ

ღ Its Cus I Wanna Get Back What You Took Away From Me ღ

 

ღ But Most Of All If I Fall In Love With Someone Else Its Not Because I Wanted To ღ

ღ Its Because You Were Never There To Catch Me And Love Me Back ღ

 

 

ღ I May Not Get To See You As Often As I Like ღ I May Not Get To Hold You In My Arms All Thru The Nite ღ But Deep In My Heart I Truly Know ღ Ur The One I Love And I Cant Ever Let You Go ღ
1月21日

Update

Hey guys!
Just a wee message to say I put new Magaluf pics up! woo
So take a look n Leave a comment.
A wee shout out to the little magaluf chicks Caroline, Claire,Gillian,Kirstin,Laura,Lyn, Steph!
 
 
N next time you wana say something like that leave your name skank!
 
 
 
Byee byee everyone else!lol
xxxxxxx
1月17日

love

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Image Hosted by ImageShack.us When I first met you baby I knew right at the start Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

I was going to love you from the depths of my heart

Love is like an ocean it flows and flows away

The emotions growing stronger deeper every day

When I think about the future and all it holds in store

Your love is like a golden key that can open any door

There’s nothing I need more than to share a life with you

I’ll give you every piece of me and I’ll promise to be true

I want to hold you in my arms and whisper in your ear

Tell you all my silly secrets ease your anxious fears

You’re my swinging angel sent from the stars above

You put a smile on my face and fill my heart with love

Waterfalls and rainbows are all that I can see

The past is just a blur ever since you came to me

The river raging in my heart it’s coursing very fast

Something deep inside tells me this love is built to last

There’s a beauty in your soul that runs from the inside out

The smile upon your gorgeous face leaves me with no doubts

A twinkle in your loving eyes that’s shining down on me

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1月7日

when in love

x When Your In Love x

 You think about them all the time.

 
You get jealous when they flirt with other people.


If they are depressed or having a bad day, then you feel depressed too.


If you don't talk to them or see them for one day, you get depressed and lonely.

 

 You would go out of your way to make them happy.

You think up excuses to call them at night.

 

They're the only person you ever think about.

 

You fell that they are the only person you could ever be completely happy with.


You get butterflies in your stomach every time you see them.


You think about them while laying in bed.


When you're walking next to them, you "accidently" let your hand brush up against them.


You go places just to see them.

You just feel better when they're around.

 

 Even if you are having the worst day of your life, just a couple of words from them can make it all okay.

 

x S x

12月25日

xmas

Merry Christmas!
x
12月11日

aww

*!*You'll never know how much i miss you, you won't see it in my face. You'll never know i'll find another to take your place, Cause i'll be smiling when i see you. No, my tears won't ever show, I might always love you. But you will never know.*!*
*!*Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be? *!*
*!*Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you Some day u'll miss me like i missed you Some day u'll need me like i needed you Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you*!*
*!*If I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl who's loving you*!*
*!*How can you be friends with someone if everytime you look at them, it makes you want them even more?*!*
*!*My heart was taken by you...broken by you...and now it is in pieces because of you*!*
*!*Forget the times he walked by, forget the times he made you cry, forget the times he spoke your name, remember your feelings aren't the same, forget the times he held your hand, forget the sweet things if you can, forget those times and don't pretend, remember now he's just a friend*!*
MA FAVE QUOTE
*!*Honestly,I'm crazy about him.But that doesn't make me stupid.I've been hurt enough times to learn my lesson.It's not like he's the only guy who looks at me.And why would I waste my time on someone who doesn't appreciate me,when you and I both know I could do so much better?He knows where to find me if he wants,but my world's not going to stop and wait for him.And if he does come back,whose to say I'll even be here when he does?No One Waits Forever..Except True Love*!*
 
so much hurt so much pain takes a while to regain...
11月22日

Petrov

Well everyone had the best day of my life yesterday! I met Stilian Petrov yes thats right the hotest guy in Scotland!
Aww was AMAZING!
Honestly I can't tell you how happy I am at the mo living on cloud 9!
And I dont care what anyones says I think he's hot just cause you dont and like mingers!ha!
 
 
 
 
Ahhh Petrov!
 
 
 
 
 
Heehee Me N My Man! haha xxxxx
fuck sakes the pic wont copy so jus click to see it big n btw i am lookin at the camera my hair in the way n well my bodys kinda facin his lol! x
11月5日

Nov Quote

    I'm sorry if you can't love me the way you loved the one before me, so I'll let you go to find her and hope someday you'll see that the one true love you're looking for was the one who set you free.
10月30日

Tell her.....

 

 

 

 

Everything a girl wants! x

10月22日

Help

 

Help

him keep walkin around the world . . .
10月19日

last conversation

 
Girl: hey baby i want to show you something....
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game, parents flipped out on me for no
reason,and im catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games, you know ill take
care of you when your sick, what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it alot of money
Boy: but hey i dont feel well im going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait i want to give you something...
Boy: cant it wait til tommorow?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl: bye

Boy: bye
2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive
...she goes..... her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree
instead ... her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition
This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend
Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your girlfriend was involved in a major car
wreck
Boy: is she ok ? ?????
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes
He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door going
over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he heard the machines
beep and beep and breathing tubes pump
boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
girls mom: yeah this...
it was an envelope smelling like she did, sealed with a kiss in her fave lipstick ... he opened it and read under his breath" your everything to me....i love you with everything i am and everything i have...i want to spend the rest of
my life with you"
sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they went to and the first picture they took together he kissed the picture as a
tear fell from his face... it looked as if in the
picture she was crying then the machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was
pronounced dead. If you have any heart...any soul...or want to be happy you
 
 
 
 
 
will put this on yr space. if you care for someone ...do not let something like this ever happen!
10月17日

ѕυм яαи∂σм ѕтυff fσя gιяℓѕ

ѕυм яαи∂σм ѕтυff fσя gιяℓѕ

 

 


 

**..Genital Swap..**

 

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a pingpong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less then 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have a consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

And the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vigina....
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blowjob.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you cant hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes, and the ruler situated next to his member which causes an extra two inches to be added to the final measurement.

And the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis....
1. Get another blowjob.

 

 

**..Benefits Of Being A Woman..**

 

 

Men will never appreciate chocolate like we appreciate chocolate.
When we buy a vibrator its glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic!
We can wear guys clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
Our friends dont say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
Yea - PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
We get the bigger apartment on Friends.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks WE'RE gay.
We know the truth about whether size matters.
Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
We dont have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
Dark circles under the eyes? A hickey? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
We dont have to shave our faces. (Ouch!)
Matt, Jared, Leo, Skeet, Brad, Scott, Ben. Need I explain this one?
We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
We can use M.A.C or other cosmetic goodies to help us out when we wake up looking like a toss in the morning.
Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
Free drinks, fee dinners, free movies (you get the point?).
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We dont have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We dont have to deal with sideburns.
Atleast one girl always survives in horror flicks.
We never have to wear tighty-whities.
Even if we are ugly we have make-up to fix it!
We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
We NEVER have to wonder if his orgasm was real. (I'm talking about the guy, not the stuffed animal HAHA!)
There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.

We understand the true value of money (more shoes and lipstick).
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
Nose hair, ear hair, back hair - so not a problem for us.
SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just dont know how much fun those are.
We dont have to worry about getting hurt.... down there.
We dont feel the need to slap our team mates butt when she makes a good play.
Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
We give really, really good advice.
On TV. shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
Drinking cocktails is strictly for girls.
We always get a ring when we get engaged or married (which we can sell if it goes sour).
Girls are much better dancers! Sorry, but we just are.
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
If we sleep with someone and dont call them the next day, we're not the devil.
We dont have to sit on our wallets. And our wallets have a place for change.
It's entirely possible that we will marry Ben Affleck some day.
It's not required that we learn how to spit when we are young.
Girls with guy first names (like Joey) sound cool, but it doesnt work the other way around.
We dont have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
We can sit cross-legged without looking gay!
We can wear pink without compromising our sexuality.
We NEVER have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We dont look like a frog in a blender when we dance.
Taxis stop for us.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
And finally... We're NOT men!

 


 

**..Advice To Girls..**
 
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesnt want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship thats not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no you cant "be friends." A friend wouldnt mistreat a friend.
Dont settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
Dont stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year after for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didnt marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up.
Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behaviors. Change comes from within.
Dont EVER make him feel he is more important than you are... even if he has more education or a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more, nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending... compromise is a two way street.
You need time to heal between relationships... there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you... a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals... look for someone complimentary... not supplementary.
Dating is fun... even if he doesnt turn out to be Mr. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes... when a man always knows where you are and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
Never move into his mother's house.
Never co-sign for a man.
Dont fully commit to a man who doesnt give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
 


9月28日

ABC for exs

 

 

ABC'S about ma ex

A.. Is for the bad ass you thought he was.

B.. Is for BULLSH!T which is what he was full of.

C.. Is for commitment that was never there.

D.. Is for "damn the bad luck" which is what I have in dating men.

E.. Is for everything he said we'd do, everything he said he was and everything hes not.

F.. Is for faithful as long as there wasnt something or someone better to do.

G.. Is for GOD, the one he thought he was and wanted to be worshipped as.

H.. Is for laughter (HA HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I.. Is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J.. Is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.

K.. Is for kick in the balls which is what I'm gonna give him if I see him again.

L.. Is for love in most cases, but exceptions have been made.

M.. Is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one? Do you know where any are?

N.. Is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.

O.. Is for orgasm he thought he made me have.

P.. Is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!

Q.. Is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.

R.. Is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He was hopeless, not to mention worthless.

S.. Is for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.

T.. Is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.

U.. Is for Unhappy something he took pleasure in making me

V.. Is for virgin wich he will remain forever because he doesnt no how to use his cok

W.. Is for wanking the only use his cok is ever going to get

X.. Is what he is to me now!!!

Y.. Is for why the hell did I ever get involoved with him.

Z.. Is for a zero the amount of time i will waste on u in the future

9月22日

The Party!

Hey everyone! just want to say thank you 2 everyone who came to my party on Saturday hope you all had a wicked time! I know I did! And thanks for all the lovely pressies love yoo guys so much!

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

 

P

.S missed all yoo special guys who never made it (Claire, Siobhan, Erin Coleen and Lisa and the rest of yooz!)

 

 

9月14日

:Dwoooooooooo

Wooo it's my 18th birthday 2mo! wooooo!
 
 
 
 
 
Happy birthday Mat!  (got a feeling it will b a good 1 )
 
love ya! xxxxxxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxxxxx
9月8日

What girls really mean

What us girls really mean when they type in....

- Blue -- I'm feeling' HORNY

 

- Pink -- SEXY!

- Red -- I LOVE YOU!

- Green -- Feelin' a little CRAZY!

- Orange -- I'm HAPPY

 

- Yellow -- SAD!

 

- Purple -- Feelin' Girly

- Aqua -- Moody

 

- Black--mean

What she REALLY means when she says...

 

- I don't like you. (But she still flirts with you) --

I LOVE YOU!  

- Call ya tomorrow. -- I AM NEVER CALLING YOU

AGAIN!   

- Like the shirt. -- It would look better on my

boyfriend.   

- Don't leave me. -- I WANT YOU!

 

- I like your new hair-cut. -- YOU ARE TOTALLY

HOTT!   

 

- I like your pants. -- I'd rather be in them

with you.

 

What she means when she touches you...

 

- On the Leg -- I want you bad!

- On the face -- I want to make-out!

- The Arm -- Hold My Hand!

- The Neck -- I want a kiss!

 

found this here n i loved it lol

http://spaces.msn.com/members/sexigalemz36/

9月7日

50 things about guys

1. Guys dont actually look after good looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys love flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute and then forget you the next.

4. When a guy says he doesnt understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go grazy over a girls smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girls attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When you touch a guys heart there is no turning back.

12. Giving a hanging message like "You know what!?.. Uh.. Never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

13. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

14. When a girl says "No", a guy hears it as "Try again tommorrow."

15. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

16. Guys hate gays!

17. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesnt mean that the guy likes her.

18. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime, then he does.

19. Its good to test a guy first before you believe him. But dont let him wait too long.

20. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

21. If a guy tells you about his problem, he just needs someone to listen to him. You dont need to give advice.

22. A usual act that proves that a guy likes you is when he teases you.

23. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

24. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

25. Guys virtually brag about anything.

26. Girls height doesnt really matter to a guy but her weight does!

27. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

28. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, hes just actually saying "Please come and listen to me."

29. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is.

30. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

31. Guys dont like girls who punch harder than they do.

32. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

33. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

34. Dont be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

35. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. Hes just too stubborn to deal with it.

36. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

37. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

38. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you.

39. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

40. If a guy says your beautiful, that guy really likes you.

41. Guys hate girls who overreact.

42. A guy has to experience rejection, because if hes never been in love and hurt, he wont be matured and grown up.

43. Guys dont comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

44. Guys cry!!!

45. Beware! Guys can make gossip scatter through half the face of the earth faster than girls can.

46. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

47. Guys love their mums.

48. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

49. Girls are allowed to touch boys things. Not their hair!

50. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

8月16日

byee byee

Woo away on holiday ppl!
see yaz at my party
xXx
8月14日

Sorry

 
I'm sorry for being like this.
I'm sorry for letting it show.
I'm sorry for not hiding it like usual.
I'm sorry for not being the person you want me to be.
I'm sorry for thinking you would be the one person who would understand.
I'm sorry for trusting you.
I'm sorry for still being alive after all of this.
I'm sorry it lasted as long as it did,
Since it was obviously a lie.
I'm sorry I couldn't hide it anymore,
And most of all,
I'm sorry for being
Me.
And I'm sorry that's not good enough for you.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And I'm sorry....
....Sorry for thinking that I ever had a chance
I'm sorry.
8月7日

**..25 Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy..**

**..25 Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy..**

1. Aww.. Its cute.

2. Why dont we just cuddle?

3. Eww, theres an inch worm on your thigh.

4. Its more fun to look at.

5. Its ok, we'll work around it.

6. *Giggle and point.*

7. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

8. You know that they have surgery to fix that.

9. You must be a growing boy.

10. Wow, and your feet are so big.

11. It looks like a night crawler.

12. Can I paint a smiley face on that?

13. Who circumcised you?

14. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

15. Oh no, a flash headache.

16. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.

17. Let me go and get my tweezers.

18. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.

19. Can I be honest with you?

20. This explains your car.

21. Is that a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?

22. How sweet, you brought incense.

23. My 8 year old brother has one like that.

24. Make it dance.

25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow

8月5日

the rules of life

If your father is poor its your fate
  But if your father-in-law is poor its your stupidity
 
 
Practice makes perfect... but nobody's perfect so why practice??
 
 
 Money isn't everything ..... there's Mastercard and Visa!!
 
 
Save Water...... Shower with your boyfriend!!
 
 
Love Thy Neighbour, But don't get caught!!

 
Behind every successful man theres a woman
          Behind every unsuccessful man theres two!!
 
 
Love is photogenic,,, it needs darkness to develop!!
 
 
Children in backseats cause accidents... accidents in backseats causes children!!
 
 
When 2's company, 3's the result!!

 
A dress is like barbed wire, it protects the premises without restricting the view!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
dont yah just love him! lol
7月31日

.

As i lie awake at night whilst others are asleep
 
I take a trip down memory lane with tears upon my cheek 
 
No one knows the heartache i've tried so hard to hide
 
No one knows how many times i've broken down and cried
 
Cried because i love you
 
Cried because i care
 
Cried because when i wake up
 
I know you won't be there!
7月29日

What my name means!

SHIREEN
S is for Spiritual
H is for Hot
I is for Ideal
R is for Radiant
E is for Excellent
E is for Enchanting
N is for Naive
  http://www.blogthings.com/acro/acronymquiz.php
 

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